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11 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #316

ultrafacts:

1. Guys: Flex any muscle for 60 seconds to get rid of an unwanted erection.

2. If you complain and you don’t have a solution to offer, all you’re doing is whining.

3. If you complain about your boy/girlfriend to your friends, don’t think it’s weird when they hate them

4. Find most textbooks online for free using Google—just search <title of book> filetype:<type of file>

5. The better person you become, the better person you will attract.

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OH MU GOD THE LAST INE I AM FREAKJN T OUT

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I wonder why people always forget about Kida. I mean, she’s an awesome character, she’s beautiful, she’s brave, she’s funny and she’s actually a princess.

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yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

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bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: image

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i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day 

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When starting a new anime:

Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy

Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy

Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy

Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy

Me: FUCK

Me: don't die don't die don't die don't die

Me: FUCK

Orihime in Ichigo's bedroom

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Mikasa Fucking Ackerman

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Anonymous asked: why are you a feminist???

scorsece:

because people are still asking that question

because women are payed less than men in approximately 99% of professions

because chris brown can still have a career after assaulting rihanna but miley cyrus takes her clothes off and there’s a huge scandal

because of this:

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because currently it is estimated ten million more girls are out of education than boys (x)

because we’re expected to be mature but hairless like a child, in control but not bossy, sexy but not slutty and definitely not a prude, intelligent but not opinionated, independent but reliant on men, natural but look like the girl in the magazine etc etc

because being called a girl, a pussy or a bitch is an insult

because when i told my mum i refused to get anything less than a’s in my exams she told me it wasn’t ladylike to be so cocky

because my brother and 90% of my male friends think girls who wear revealing clothing are asking for rape

because every person who identifies as female should be allowed to choose if they want to get married, have kids, have a career, go to uni etc etc without expectations

because tampons and sanitary pads are stupidly expensive

because some people reading this will have flinched at the fact i just said ‘tampon’

because there are men out there whose job it is to make young girls feel like absolute shit about themselves just so they can sell the next best beauty product

because female masturbation isn’t considered normal whilst men can talk about their own penises for hours on end

beCAUSE OF ARTICLES LIKE THIS

because feminists are still seen as crazy lesbians who dont shave and some still feel like they have to defend themselves by claiming theyre not any of those things when in fact if i want to be a passionate lady who likes other ladies and cant be bothered to shave my legs every twenty minutes then thats my choice and if i want to be someone who wears make up and shaves and goes out partying then thats my choice and if i want to be a combination of the two or anything in between then thats. my. choice.

because i believe anyone who identifies as female is fucking badass and deserves the same rights as every privileged stuck up old white man sitting around and making laws about our bodies

because how can you not be

Happy birthday, Brendon!

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some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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